Ha, fooled you all!

So Far This Year ::

1. Have you had more than 5 different serious relationships?
No.  I've had 1.

2. Have you had your birthday?
  No. 

3. Been to church?
  D'ya know, I actually haven't!  The last time I went was Christmas Eve.  Spank me with a Bible.

4. Cried yet?
Yeah, lots during exams and stuff.

5. Pulled an all nighter?
I nearlly did at Josie's, I fell asleep as the sun was rising.

7. Drank Starbucks?
No, I only drink hot chocolate, and Costa H.C is much nicer.

8. Went shopping?
Yeah, I have.  Recently.  With girlf and brote

9. Been camping?
Twice, on the sexyful D of E. Oh it was great.  We stayed on a campsite in France, too, but in a caravan.

10. Been to the beach?
Aye, in France.  Mmmm, exposing my white bits to the world.  Not fun.  For the world.

11. Bought something for over £200?
Tsk, no.  Though I owe Lou about that much for all these gig tickets.

12. Met someone?
I met lots of lovely people in West Lafayette!

13. Been out of state?
Out of the continent, baybee!

14. Gone Snowboarding?
  Ha, no.  That's Kelly's territory.

13.. Hugged someone?
Wow, imagine going all this time without hugging someone?  I hug lots of people.  Mostly Lou, or my Mummy.

14. slept in someone elses bed?
Indeed.

15.. Snuck someone over?
  Kind of.  A certain young lady came to mine a couple of times on stooday leave when the 'rents didn't know, but they didn't mind.

15.. Snuck out of your own house?
Er, no.  If I wanna go out, I ask =D

16.. Gotten drunk?
Only once or twice.

18. Gone over your cell phone bill?
Pay as you go is teh shit.

19. Spent over £20 on your phone bill?
I must have spent around £80 on credit, so far.

20. Drove somewhere?
Erm, no.  Not in a car.

21.Done something you regret?
Can't think of anything...

Last Thing you bought?
A large chicken kebab burger at the chippie on Kebab Day!

Last Person you hugged?
Miss. Brookes.  On the way home.  She wouldn't let go of me.  Like a limpit.  A big one.  In a wheelchair. 

Last Person to call you?
**checks phone** Haha.  Guess.

Last time you took a shower?
  This morning baybee.  It's the only thing that wakes me up.

When was the last time you felt stupid?
When Dom was here.  'Cause he was blatently smarter than me.

Who did you last yell at?
 Ooo, can't remember the last shouting match I had.  I've wanted to yell at lots of people.  But haven't.

What did you do today?
School, and work.

FACTS

01. Hometown:
Well, I was born in Mosely, but I live in Barnt Green

02. Natural hair color:
Dark brown.  Not black, you n00b.

04. Hair style:
Well, messy.  ''Spikey'' officially, but it either looks like I've been in a gale, or Sonic.  Take your pick.

05. Eye color:
Brown.

06. Height:
5"9'.  Smaller than I'd like to be.

07. Pets:
3 cats, a guinnea pig and a fishie.

8. Mood:
Tired, ponderous...


THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

Have you ever been in love:
Yes

Do you believe in love:
  Yes.  Only emos and depressives don't, and they're wrong.

Why did your LAST relationship fail:
We were to close.  She was too dependant, and clingy.  I had no social life.

Have you ever been heartbroken:
If I have, I've forgotten and moved on.

Have you ever fallen for your best friend?
Ha, one of my oldest and closest friends, yes.

Have you ever loved someone but never told them:
No.  I wear meine heart on meine sleeve.

Are you afraid of commitment?:
No.  It makes me feel good, in a way.

Have you ever had a secret admirer:
Tsk, they try to keep it a secret, but I always seem to find out.  I have a fan base, baybee.

THINGS

01. Love or lust:
Both.  You can feel lust for the one you love.  But love rocks.

02. Liquor or beer:
Well, beer.  But I've got a new drink policy.

03. Night or day
Night.

04. One night stands or relationships?
Relationships

05. Tv or internet:
Internet.  What's a TV?

06. Pepsi or Coke:
Pepsi.  We boycott Coke in Chez Kings.

7. Wild night out or romantic night in:
Wild night in

08. Black or white:
Either!  Black underwear, but white bread 

EMOTIONS

01. Are you missing someone right now:
D'ya know, I am.

02. Are you happy?
  Fuck me, I'm so happy.  I'm a moody bastard right now, but when I look back, I can see that I've never been as happy as I have been these last 10/12 months.

03. Are you talking to anyone right now:
I am.  Nicola.  On MSN

04. Are you eating:
  Wish I was, I'm starving.

05. Are you german:
Nein

06. Are you Irish:
Nooow

07. Are you French:
Non

08. Are you Italian:
si

09. Are your parents still married?
Yesss!  Wahey!  I love those guys.

10. Do you like someone right now:
  I love everyone right now!  Good mood alert!

Luh luh luh luh luh, nuh luh luh luh nuh....


50 questions GO!!:

1. Have you had sex in the last week?
Pffft, have I had sex in the last month?  No.

2. Have you kissed someone in the last 2 weeks?
Yes.  The same person.  Lots.

3. Who's the last person you hugged?
My Mummy because she is teh best

5. What is the last thing that you drank?
Orange squash

6. Who is the last person you think about at night?
Usually Lou, 'cause I've just got off the phone to her!

7. Elvis or James Dean?
Elvis.  Is a god.

8. Who is one person you can't stand from high school?
Tsk, I can't say.  We all know who he is.  Not many people like him.  Apart from Joshua, it seemed!

9. What grade did you make in Algebra?
A grade student baybee, I love Algebra

10. If you could have sex w/one person right now, who would it be and why?
Now?  I'm fully dressed!  Let me get naked and ask me again

12. Do you like someone right now?
I like lots of people!  Oh, you mean ''like''?  Yeh.

13. what are you doin right now?
Singing.  To The Used.

14. Do you think lesbians are hot?
Erm, well, some are hot, some are ugly.  Kinda like straight girls really.  The idea of lesbiens doesn't do it for me, though.

15. Have you ever "experimented" w/ the same sex?
Yep.

17. Favorite non alcoholic drink?
  I'm a geek, water.

18. If you could have one wish, what would it be?
  Good question.  I'd like to put an end to all the suffering in the world.  Boring, but heh.

20. Do you know what tofu is?
No, fraid not.

21. Have you ever eaten it?
See above.

22. Do you know what a colonoscopy is?
I do!  I work in a doctors baybee!

23. Have you ever had one?
No.  Hope I never have to have one either.

24. Do you know who plays at least a small part in every Adam Sandler movie?
Oooo, yes, I do!  Owen Wilson.

25. Do you want to go back to high school?
I'm enjoying 6th form, thanks!

26. Who is your arch enemy?
Darth Vader.

27. If you could go back to one time in your life and change it what would it be and why?
I'd go back to the time I agreed to go ice skating, and have said no.  Oh, and I'd like to have kissed Lou on the London trip, too.

28. This is for guys and girls - Do you or have you ever read Cosmo?
Yep, it's one of my MySpace friends!

29. Have you ever watched the Britney Spears movie crossroads?
It was on the plane once, I think.  I went to sleep.

30. Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?
No.  But I would.  Well, I wouldn't ask for it, but wouldn't say no.

31. Your favorite color?
Blue.  I'm blue.  Abba dee abba die.

32. Paul Walker or Ryan Phillippe?
Neither.  Isn't Paul Walker a Lib Dem MP?  

33. Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?
Christina.  But I wouldn't.  She's been around the block too much.

34. Smurfs or Carebears?
Smurfs baybee!!!

35. Favorite ex?
Ha, what a weird question!  Errrm.  Kelly, or Josie.  Kelly and Josie.

36. Do you want platinum or gold for your wedding band?
White gold.  Though I wouldn't wear one on my finger.

37. Have you ever paid to have your eyebrows waxed?
Hell no.

38. Do you shave your back?
No, I'm all natural when it comes to hair.  Should I?  Do women prefer it?

39.Have you eva laft at Pornography?
Tsk, porn is for people who arn't getting it.

40. Have you ever flashed someone?
Er, no.

41. Who is your best friend?
I have many.  Kelly.

42. How many children do you want to have?
27.

43. Are you pro-choice or pro-life?
Life, baby.  If you don't want him or her, there'll be some poor bastard who can't have kids who'll gladly take them.

44. Republican or Democrat?
Neither.  Ask me in British politics.  I'm a liberal socialist, according to my Mum

45. What religion are you?
I'm a Methodist, and I'm proud to be one.

46. How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
Twice.

47. Do you think that the tobacco companies should pay for people's medical bills?
No. 

48. What scares you?
Alien situations.  No, not situations involving aliens.  Being places where I don't know people.

49. What makes you happy?
Music.  My friends.  Lou.  Factorizing quadratics...

50. If you could have one person in your bed tonight, who would it be?
My bed is only little, but I think I could squeeze a Lou in there!

You wait over a month for one, and two come along at once.

105 Facts About You

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring? Ha, no.

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? Me and Loub went out for about 2 years in kiddie school.  Hopefully, we'll beat that this time!

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? My Mum bought me some shower gel from Tescow.  Get in.

4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? Ha, you should see my old one.  It looks like it went through WWII

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Haven't been to the gym in ages.  I should....

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? Other people.  And gig tickets.  And valve oil.

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? Choccie biccies!

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Smell

9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? Ooo, at the moment?  Anything by The Killers.

10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Barnt Green

11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: WASELEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: Orange.  The future's bright, the futures Orange.

13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: When I'm rich, TopMan.  When I'm poor, New Look.

14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: I did a paper round for 3 years, and only just gave it up.

15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? Yes.

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: Nope.  Waste of credit.

17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: Auntie Helen's.  Though I got an invite to Lou's cousin's wedding, from a very pissed Lou's cousin!

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY: The bank manager.

19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND: Friday.

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: Erm, MacDonalds.  It's fast, and reliable.  WYSIWYG.

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD: That George Michael was gay.  Pffft, what bullshit.

23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS? PIZZA HUT!!!

24. CAN YOU COOK? I can.  Quite well.

25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?: I don't.

26. BEST KISSER: Erm, that's not a fair question to be asking me! 

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: Thursday.  Lots.

28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS: A certain persons fish pie.  Yak.

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: I think I'm a nice person.  But physiclly, I like my eyes.

30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: I don't mix with new people well.  Physically, my build.  I'd like to be taller and have broader shoulders.

32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?: I worked 8:30 til 3:30 at the surgery once.  Thats not very long, is it?

33. FAVORITE MOVIE? Forrest Gump.

34. CAN YOU SING? No.  But I try.

35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED? Green Daaaayz

36. LAST KISS? Louise, last night.

37. LAST MOVIE RENTED: Jeez!  Haven't for a while.

38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT: My wallet.  'Cause it contains...money.  You never know when you'll need....money.

39. FAVORITE vacation spot:  Errm, France, 'cause I speaka da lingo.

43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?: Laptop.  You can have it in bed with you in cold weather.

44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?: Erm, I dont know!  Peter Kaye makes me laugh when I'm not feeling intelligent, and I'm going to see Marcus Brigstocke next Sunday.

45. DO YOU SMOKE? Hello nope.

46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES? Without.

47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?: My phone.

48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?: Yes.  Look at Lucy and Dom

49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE? Once.

50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST? Pancakes

51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?: No

52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? I like mine with a kiss.

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?: :-s

54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?: Lou.  The only person I  will talk to on the phone.

55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?: Matt K

56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?: It was from Orange.  Go me.

58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?: 2.

59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: Dressing gown and Pringle boxer shorts.

60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC: Drive around all day, kill processed fish.

61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?: Ewww.

62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?: Yes.  Well?  No.

63. CAN YOU SWIM? Yeah baybee.  I used to be good.

64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?: Mint Choc chip.

65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS? I love maps.  I have a gift for map reading.  Helps on D of E.

66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: I hurt my ankle, tripping over an old granny.  Absolutly true.

68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?: Not really.  Went to Kelly's dressing up party

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE QUESTION 69 erm, winter.

70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID? Earlier.  At myself.

71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING ? 8am.  Toms phone alarm woke me.

72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?: The crispness.  And it's not too hot.

73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?: Never, I'm good, me.

75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?: T.J

76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?: Overrated.  Especially that cunt Jack Sparrow (hides from Lou)

77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?? It's over now.  Next weekend, I'm going to Pizza Hut, Villa Park, and the Artrix

78. BIRTHDATE 09.12.189

79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE: A paediatrician

85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?: Yep

87. ARE YOU SMILING?: YEP!

89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW? Sorta

90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO? Erm, I dont know.  I'm happy here.  My friends are here.

92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?: 6th Form

93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: Many.  And they're all blonde, hot celebs.  To annoy Lou.  Oh, and 4/5 of the Pussycat Dolls.  Excpet the mingin' redhead.

94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME? Andrew

95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?: Blue, or black

96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?: Nope, September

97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?: Yep!  To France, baybee

98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?: No.

99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER No.

100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?: Yep, right upstairs.

101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?: Lots.  More than I have been, ever

102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL? Not personally, but I've spent a lot of time there.

103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW? Yeah, I do.

104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING? None.  I'm not a big jewelery person.

105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY? Eat more chocolate digestives!

But do I care?  No.  I do it for my own amusement:

When is the last time you held hands with someone?
Last night.  Watching trashy TV.

You wake up as the opposite gender what's the one thing you do?
Scream.  I like my manliness (ha!), don't take it away from me

Who did you last hug?
Lou.

Have you ever crawled through a window?
No, but I have fond memories of Joff, Iain and lil brother Matt all doing it.  Haha.

What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
Weapon?  I'm a pacifist, me.  If I had to chose one, though, I'd have a blue lightsaber.  'Cause I'm a Jedi Master.  *You will read my blog*

Where is your mom?
She's making lunch, I think.  Bless her.

Morning or night person?:
Middle of the day.  I tend to go into snooze after 9 and before 10.

What is the last movie watched?
Creep.  It was a bit naff.  We thought too much into it.  BOOMBOX!

Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
Yeah.

Any cool scars?
Not really, I leave the Scar Wars to Matt and Lou.  Matt's scars are the bomb, he has two bullet wounds and a 6 inch knife slash.  He was in 'Nam

Things about the opposite sex that you first notice?:
Smell.  Eyes.  Voice.

What do you do when no one is watching?
Sing trashy music, loud, and dance.  Oh, and I twitch.

Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
Whenever I drink, one way or another, I seem to end up crying.  But I'm getting better, I didn't at Josies!

Have you ever been in love?
I have.  Nice, isn't it?

What's something your friends make fun of you for?
Erm, my music.  Saying "Boombox" instead of "Beatbox".  They sound the same?

Who's your favorite person to drunk dial?
Ha, even before we were together it was Miss. Brookes.  In Ross-On-Wye - "I love yyouuuuuuuu Louuuu"

What is your curfew?
I just have to get home.  Before morning.

Would you ever dye your hair red?
For the craic, yeh, why not!

You + alcohol =
Happy for a while, crashing hangover in the morning.

Last text says?
"C u l8r mate"  He's a big chav.

What were you best known for in HS?:
The poster campaign.

Whats your worst personality flaw?:
Do I have any?  Haha.  People say I'm arrogent, but they're just jelous.

Best memory?:
Tsk, there's so many.  More to be created this week, me thinks. On Wednesday, maybe...

Wow, been a long time peeps!

10 People.

Write 10 statements about people you know without saying who each statement is aimed at. They can be anything that you would wish to say to that person, anything you wish you would/could have said or anything that you daren't say.

1. As we grow old, we spend less time together due to these pesky girlfriends, but we're still as close as we ever were.  You were my rock, and I was yours, and I won't never forget it.  Have fun, stay safe!

 

2. After waiting for ages, this is the best feeling in the world, and I don't want it to end.  You are the one for me, I knew it all along and now we've proved it.  You're smile brightens the room, and you can make everything allright with a few soft words.  I love you.

3.  Our friendship has reinforced lately, you really make me smile and I'd gladly spend all day with you, brote.

 

4. Thanks for setting me on the right track, mate.  I think back to those days and think "Shit, I'd have been fucked if it wasn't for you".  Don't lose touch

 

5. We don't talk much, but you're such a likeable bloke.  I really hope you stick around for a long time, I have a massive amount of respect for you.

 

6. I'd have said you were the closest I have to a "best friend" nowerdays.  Words can't describe how I feel about you, and there's not enough time for me to thank you for everything.  Don't let us drift apart.

 

7. You can be a bitch sometimes, and I know it, but I know you don't mean it nastilly.  We go back quite a way, lets not forget that.

 

8. As we grow old, we get more and more alike.  You've been infinatly kind to me, and helped me more than anyone, ever.  I know I can rely on you to be brutally honest about me, but no-one makes me laugh like you.  You're one of the few people I know will be at my wedding, and maybe my funeral too.

 

9. Yes, we didn't always see eye to eye, but, and it sounds weird, but I'll never forget you.  You helped rebuild my life after bad times, and for this I'm eternally greatful.

 

10. I love any time we spend together, talking seriously or arsing about, just 'cause I'm so glad you're here.  You'll always be special to me, and I love you unconditionally.  Thanks, kiddo.

How many out of 10 can you get?  Anyone over 8 gets a prize - a copy of this months Village Magazine!!