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5月29日 <Insert Amusing Title Here>Howdy people. Haven't blogged since Thursday, so I thought I'd better give my 4 readers a run-down of what's been happening in my life. Friday was a jolly day, had my fave exam ever, Christian Perspectives. Silly that, they should ask me what Rastafarians think about War, it might make it a bit more challenging. Oh well. Went to have by boof trimmed, and the hairdresser was in a mood for some reason. And spent the whole time I was there talking about burning polythene. Sorry love, but I DONT CARE. Ahem. Yes, I went home and lay in bed pretty much all day. Then I got up, went to the florist to buy Lou flowers. Got a nice pink orchid-y thing, the woman reccomended it seeing as i blatently didn't have a clue. She's a nice lady. Then I walked back through Barnt Green with flowers in my hand, got several funny looks. Went home, got dressed up nice, went to Lou's. She looked really spesh people, pics are around somewhere, try the PhotoAlbum. Yeah, twas a good night, excpet for all the wrecked people, and getting chatted up by a 23 year old trombne player. Freaky, I can tell you. Came home, went to bed. Good night. Thanks Lou.
Saturday came tooooooo quickly. I was awoken so we could have one of our regular family conferences, this time about the £180 phone bill. Only £8 of it was me (I was shocked) so I was off the hook. After all that cerfuffle, we went shopping to buy new cricket stuff. Tom tried on EVERY HELMET IN THE SHOP and took the last one. He's got a weird shaped head, apparently. So yeah. Lou came round in the eve, and I was forced to watch Big Brother. It amused me greatly. Then she went home and I ate a caramel wafer, and that was damned tasty.
Sunday loomed as they always do. It looked sunny outside, so I donned sexy shorts for our trip to the cricket. Mum wore a skirt, we thought we'd get nice and brown. It was as cold as heck. I froze my balls off, and so did Mum, but she has no balls to freeze off. But still managed to get sunburnt on my face. Even though there was no sun. What foolishness. I got cream from my crepe everywhere, and ended up a sticky boy. Mum kept me entertained, with great lines like "Steve Badman-Smith" and "Ha, who's the tit in tights??". Came home, and wolloped a tennis ball clean over the house with a plank of wood. Oh, amusing times with my brotherships.
I got up very early this morning, to do revision, 'cause I had a nightmare about doing shit in a maths exam. So I went through stuff like Tangents, realsied I couldn't do them, and then cried. And then went into the garden. This was fun, I was digging up some stuff in the top of the garden and it was wierdly theaputic. I needed to beat the hell out of something, so sorry weeds, you lost. Now I really must go, and do something useful.. Download the RV podcasts baby, they're funny.
Bye darlings,
Andy 5月24日 Wrong-NessAs I walked home today, I saw two things that worried me. Like, seriously.
Anyway, had Judaism exam this morning. The paper was lovely and easy, though I must say I avoided the question about Zionism, as I hadn't a flipping clue what it was. I did badly on Pesach, but hey, I bet most of the country did. But yeah, R.S is a pretty much certain A* for me, so I'm not too worried. However, I have English tomorrow, and this concerns me. I hate English, with a passion. Oh well, I'm sure it'll be fine.
On another note, am I the only person to really dispise this bloke in his boat now?? To be honest, I don't care whether the sharks ate his fish or not. I'm sure he does, but none of the rest of us do. Santiago, mate, get a real job. And try and stay away from Manolin. He is far too young for you, you can get arrested for that sort of dodgey shebang nowerdays. That is all.
Band tonight. Yay. I really don't want to go to Junior Band, so may just sit there and revise mon anglais. 'Cause God knows, I need too!!!
Right, I'm off for a snackalate. Inabiz.
A.K.
P.S: There's no P.S today, she doesn't deserve one
P.P.S: No no no nooooooo, don't phunk with my heaaaaaaart. 5月19日 Life Is WindyHello dearies,
I am back once again to update you on things as they are at the moment. Yesterday was a day full of fun and jolity, and I did the stooday leave tradition of not getting up until about 10:20. Did some revision in the morning, which was lovely and dull, and then descided I should get off my fat arse aqnd do my papers. Soon after I'd started, I had a phone call from Lou and Lucy, who had descided to come visit me in the beauty that is Barnt Green. "Ok", I said "Wait until 3 when i'll have finished." What time did they turn up?? Quater past 2. First time Lou had ever been early anywhere, and yes, I hadn't finished. So they buggered off home. Which was nice.
Then I went to Lou's in the evening, and watched countdown. I managed to get the longest word I've ever got in Countdown (I'm shite at it) but apparently they wouldn't have accepted 'Pissed'. I was annoyed. After that was Deal or No Deal, which was as gripping as ever. I wanted to watch ''The Price Is Right'', but Lou wouldn't let me, 'cause she's a big poohead. But I was forced into watching big brother wasn't I??? Like that's fair. Err, no. Lou fancies Mickey and Sezer. Fact.
Anyway, today was the great photoshoot. It took me flipping 40 mins to walk there through the wind and the rain, and I was 20 mins early, so I sat on a bench for ages. It was "Jasons Bench" and this annoyed Nic, so Nath' got a pen and changed it to "Jason's Bench". This made Nic happy. The photographers were late, so we stood around in the cold for hours, and messed with Ryans bike. They finally showed up, and seemed to have a thing about making us all huddle up closely. Something which Kelly loved
Then I came home, and was faced with a harsh and cruel dilemma: Do I have mayo or mustard with ham in a sandwich?!?!?!? Oh boy it was hard. In the end I had both, and it was flipping nice. Mmmmm, sandwhich.
Now I have to go revise, and clean my cricket boots.
Night all,
Andy
P.S: Kinky fun with chocolate fingers
P.P.S: Swim in the deep blue sea, corn fields sway lazily. (And whoever can guess what song that is from, wins a goodie bag) 5月18日 Survey Time BabyyyyTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
| Name: Andy
Birthday: 9th December 1989 | Birthplace:
Birmingham | Current Location:
In my bedroom. | Eye Color:
Brown | Hair Color:
Beautifuly boring and brown | Height: About 5"7'.
| Right Handed or Left Handed:
Right-handed - is anyone left handed these days?? | Your Heritage: | The Shoes You Wore Today:
Errrm, none yet! | Your Weakness: Ahem, yes...
Your Fears:
Spiders (yes, I am a big girl) | Your Perfect Pizza: Quatre fromages
| Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 10 A's would be nice, i guess.
| Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Where to begin?? lol. lmao. kk. klkl. wuu2. gdgd. g2g. And so on...
| Thoughts First Waking Up: I really can't be arsed to get up...
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes, or so I'm told
Your Bedtime: Whenever I feel like it, or when I'm finished on the phone.
| Your Most Missed Memory:
My nan | Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi Max. Cheating, but I don't care!
| MacDonalds or Burger King:
Neither | Single or Group Dates:
Ha, I really can't remember the last time I went on a date. |
| Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Haven't a clue. I'll tell you when I'm American. |
| Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
| Cappuccino or Coffee:
Coffee | Do you Smoke:
No | Do you Swear: Sometimes
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| Do you Sing:
Only to myself. | Do you Shower Daily: I do, I do.
| Have you Been in Love:
Yeeeeeeah! Nice, aint it?? | Do you want to go to College: Yes.
Do you want to get Married:
I do, me Lou and Lucy have allready got my wedding planned. |
| Do you belive in yourself:
I try | Do you get Motion Sickness:
Nah, I feel sick when I'm nervous |
| Do you think you are Attractive:
Not physically, as a person maybe... | Are you a Health Freak: No, I couldn't give a stuff.
| Do you get along with your Parents:
Yeah, they are my bezimos! | Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes
| Do you play an Instrument:
Many: Cornet, Trumpet, Euphonium, Duck Call... | In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Yes | In the past month have you Smoked:
No | In the past month have you been on Drugs:
No. Drugs are bad. | In the past month have you gone on a Date: Ha, what's one of them??
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Yay for Merry Hill. | In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Ha! Me and Iain used to eat them in History.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Yuck. No. |
| In the past month have you been on Stage:
I have. | In the past month have you been Dumped:
Thankfully not. |
| In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
No! Haven't done that for aaaaages. | In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
| Ever been Drunk:
Yes, some times funner than others. |
| Ever been called a Tease: Only yesterday...
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| Ever been Beaten up:
Not properly, no | Ever Shoplifted:
Gosh no. This is me we're talking about | How do you want to Die:
With those I love aound me | What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
Happy. Married. Sucessful. | What country would you most like to Visit: It's a continent, I know, but Africa.
| In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Blue | Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
| Short or Long Hair:
Long and non lesbiano looking. | Height:
Likkle!! | Weight: Does it really matter? Not to me.
| Best Clothing Style:
Anything that isn't chav or emo black. |
| Number of Drugs I have taken:
None. |
| Number of CDs I own:
Not that many. iTunes is my bitch. | Number of Piercings:
None, as of yet. | Number of Tattoos:
Nah, not a tattoo person. | Number of things in my Past I Regret: Only a few, and with time I'll get over them. | 5月16日 Stooday Leave**For refrence, you pronounc 'Stooday' like you would say 'Stooblay' and 'Beeblay'**
Greetings blog fans.
It seems so long since I was pouring my heart out to this little bluebox with write writing, but yet I am back. So we have all left school. Am I sad? Not one bit. Do I want to go back? Yes, yes I do. It's dull being the only one in the house all day, means you actually have to entertain yourself. Which is all very well and good, unless you have no imagination, like my good self. So I sit hre, at my desk, doing silly things. Like looking for Branston Pickle on eBay. Should have asked Lucy really, she is, aterall, the king of eBay.
So anyway, lets have a little look at my sexy weekend shall we. Saturday was pretty similar to every saturday of my life: Band in the morning, tidyed/cleaned etc in th afternoon and then Lou came round in the evening. I cooked for her and we had aromantic meal for three, 'cause Matt was hungry and wanted some too. That was fun, I took the mick out of them for being small. Ha, small people. My parentos went out avec des amis, s we were babysitting. Didn't actually have to do anything, which was nice. Lou kept on winging about only being 15. Ha, the joys of being older.
And then it was Sunday, which was the day of my 'lil gig at Symphony Hall. After dragging my arse out of bed at some silly hour, I toddled off into town, and arrived about 2 mins late, and got shouted at by a certain member of WYM staff. Fuck off Simon, you can't even conduct. Anyways, that was all nice, did my rehersals, went for a walk, and guess what kiddos?? I SAW OLLIE. For those of you wondering, this is Lou's ex-boyfriend. He was going down an escallator as I was coming down one. With his Mummy. Blessums. It made my week, and I texted Lucy to tell her all about it. Hehe. After this it was back to Symph. Hall to play "Brass On The Run" with the kiddies. Ahh, amusing. There was 107 kids in this band, and only me and Will playing the euph part, but yet we were still too loud. Dunno how that works
So yesterday was the 1st day of stooday leave. Did lots of works, made beautiful notes on circle theorems which Louise pinched when she came round. She played my Euphonium, oh it was funny. It's bigger than her. Not hard is it, really?? Today has been the same, I did lots of French and History. Actually have to get up early tomorrow for my first exam, French listening. Then it's home to mow the lawns, clean the cars and go to my new band rehersal, with WYBB straight after. Whoever said life was boring, eh??
This space needs a facelift. And I'm going to give it one. Now.
Bye people,
Andy.
P.S: We invented "Artifical Darkness."
P.P.S: A little bit of concrete mixed with sand, a little bit of Bob, the builder man. 5月11日 My First Quiz =DWell folks, seeing as this here MSN space is quite new, I thought we'd teach it the ways of the quiz. So here it is, pinched, typiclly, from Lucy:
Wow, what fun. Tomorrow, I'll properly blog. Promise.
Night
Andy
x 5月8日 Feel like a drip!Ha, don't think I've ever been quite so wet as I was today. It was the day of the bootiful Kielder Challenge. So Momma K came to wake me up this morning, and goes "Hope you're ready to get wet". At which time I shouted expletives at the Gods of Rain, and wanted them allto go away. But they didn't, so i wrapped up in das waterproofen and trudged up to school.
We got there, and I met Charlotte and Abbie dans le entrance hall. Charlotte had forgotten ehr cinsent forms, so was dashing out top the car to get her Mum to sign some. We saw MR.s W-T in the office, and joked with her about looking like plastic bags/crisp packets. Then Mrs. Gibson and Emily and Ellise (Sorry if I spelt your name wrong, 'Lise babe) rolled up, and we hopped in the bus. Up we toddled to the visitor centre, which was lovely and soaked in rain. As was I, after about 2 mins of being there. Kirsty's Mum was there already, and it took 4 of us to get her chair out of the car, with her watching. Yeah, thanks Kirst. Oh, and guess who was late?? AND went to the wrong car park. You guessed it. Loup.
So anyways, we all got there and kicked off with a practice task. Which was cool, me and Abbie walked along some planks and Lou and Kirst just gave lifts to everyone else. But hey, me and Ab were the cool ones. Mrs. Gibson nearlly fell of the back of Kirstys chair. That was amusing.
Then we trooped up to the first proper thingy, by which time we were all thoroughly wet and miserable. This inolved some high-jinks with ropes and buckets of water, and my lil' crew of me, Kirst, Kate and 'Lise were a bit shite at it! But oh well, we had a laugh, including when I tipped water all over Kirstys leg, and that was the main thing. Mrs. S kept fussing over Loup, wrapping in her in more bits of plastic/towels than I thought existed. Then we did a silly task with golf balls and bits of guttering, in which i got told off for telling Lou to "Shake my pipe". Woops. Anyway, that was pretty uneventful. We were crap at that too! After that, Lou needed a loo break (quel surprise!!) so we waited for her in the rain FOR 20 MINS. We were not impressed Lou. And then Kirsty's chair broke, so I had to push her, pretty much by myself, up a fat ass hill. Ta Kirstys chair. Then the 3rd task which we did good in, even if the bloke (who looked like Santa) couldn't measure water, and we had about 400ml less than he thought we did. Ahh, funny.
After a short lunch break, in which I ate chocolate, Kirsty's replacement chair arrved and Lou went to the loo AGAIN!!!! we were back out. This time i was shovin' Loup up the hill, and did my back in when she descided to roll back onto me. Thanks Lou, love you lots, but my bak doesn't! Then it was task four, which involved being blindfolded and walking past buckets, sorry, mushrooms. My directing person (we all know who it was) was rubbish, started giggeling, and I got quite scared. But it was ok people, fear not, Charlotte and Abbie got me to the end. And then the final game of the day, which involved a baloon and finding things in trees. I chatted up the HSBC woman, and Charlotte pulled an Asian geezer. AND WE WON!!! Which was nice. Back to school tomorrow, and there's only 4 days left. w00t.
Now I must go get some neurfen for this pissing back, and tidy meinen room.
Much love,
Andy
x
P.S: When you're down, and lost, and you need a helping hand, try a little harder, tell yourself ''I'll be OK''.
P.P.S: This blog contains lots of abuse for a certain girlfriend of mine. Sorry Lou, it's a bit harsh. Well, some of it is 5月7日 Afer Cricket Blog...It may be 28 hours after cricket, but hey, it's here, as promised. I didn't blog last night as I was on the phone to my better half
Le's start with yesterday, shall we? Well, Friday I guess it was. Went to the joy that was school, which wasn't that bad. First time I'd been since October without the mafia coat, and that felt gooooood!! I was free of it's black bulkiness. Went to a Kielder Challenge meeting at lunch, which was jolly. I'm in a team with 7 girls and 2 female members of staff, I'm going to be so outnumbered, it's silly really. And then maths was empty, and I insulted Miss. Glass. Sorry Miss, I didn't mean it, honest. And then History with the ledge that is Momma Bidgood. We stayed behind 15 mins chatting about crazy supply teachers, hippes and a certian Waseley drama teacher. Mention no names. Ahem. Move on...
Then, it was the joy that is work. Did lots of scanning, which was lovely. Ate choccie biccies, and drank water, and left at 5:45 to dash off to cricket. Got there, and had a bit of a bowl into the sun, so you couldn't see what the heck you were doing. H nearlly took my head off, and I took desperate evasive action by dropping to the floor, Matrix style, causing Greeny and everyone else to laugh at me lots. Other funny moments included Banham calling Luke's mum: "AnnHassan" and Luke bowlig and forgetting to let go of the ball, which caused Byatt to lie on the floor, clutching with laughter. Good evening. Then I went home and talked to Lou. And then went to sleep.
This morning was band, which was rather dull. I didn't actually play too many notes, as Uncie Colin was doing lots with other people, mainly horns and trombones, so I had a bit of a rest, for once. As usual, I was the 1st one out of the door, and I had a coronation chicken sandwich for tea. It was proper nice, I tell thee.
Then it was off to Chez Louise, to teach her maths. And yes Lucy, we did actually do Maths. More than I expected us too, to be fair! And then I had a little sleep, 'cause I was exhausted, all that Maths, eh? Deal or No Deal was good tonight, turned down £101,000 from the banker, and only won £20k. Silly man. And then we trooped off to Cofton Village Hall, looking very swish now it's been done up, to see Visions and No-Diploma. Me and Lucy felt very underdressed, and made up our own song about being tramps. Hehe. I took all of the poor womans change, using a tenner to pay for a can of coke and a kit-kat. No-diploma were good, including a cover of "Lots of Drum Nosies", by Phil and Josh. Download it y'all, it rocks. Me and Lucy are also doing some mo-town hits for music and food, including jaz hands dancing with Trillbys and canes. It has to be seen to be belived. And then I went back to Chez Lou, for a pint and a natter. Which was nice. But heh, now I must go to bed.
Night folks
Thanks for reading!
Andy
P.S: I know that she knows that I'm not fond of asking.
P.P.S: Sweaty mosher men 5月3日 Spare Time...Wow, I'm never usually home at this time of the evening, but there was no Nicky at band tonight, so we got to leave 15 mins early. Pretty good, seeing as I was 10 mins late due to silly traffic on the motorway, so yeh, I didn't do much band-ing tonight. No Nicky meant the whole affair was rather drab, to be honest, apart from Neil and Richard doing "Vocal Ad Libs" during the Lion King, and sending me and ma euph buddie Charlie D into fits of giggles.
In other news, I spent an hour with Madame. Haudbert today, who I have nicknamed Madame. Suntan, and she helped me a fat lot. She and me revamped my presentation, so now it is teh sexy. But too long, according to Lacoult. Pfffft, can't please that man, unless you're Lou, Kelly or Ryan, who regularly get ball slapped. But heh, I have ICT for that I guess.
I've gotta go now, sorry for being breif daarlinks (Lucy's word, sorreh) but there will be an update on Friday after cricket.
Peace out
Andyyyy
x
P.S: "Silly woman".
P.P.S: Here's my bright idea... 5月1日 Feels Like A SundayGragh, today feels so like a Sunday. So much so, that I just put all my Monday books in my bag. Oh well, such is life. It's been a rather grand bak holiday though, I must admit. I toddled off into town, and had a rather jolly time and all. We seemed to see the entire population of Waseley year 11: Phil and Laura, Jade and Kathryn, Hannah and Chris, and that's it. Yeh, Waseley year 11 is tiny, mofos. Apparently, Helen and Emma O's crew all were there, and had bought octapus baloons. Yeh, you think you're cool?? Well, sorry, but we beat you too that. Ollie was a true ledge, and we had a great day out in town, did me, him and Josie. Pics here. It was a cool day, I bought a new top and shellsuit-like jacket from reefer, and some other bits and bobs. It took Kelly about an hour to descide where to go for lunch, but she did in the end, after some gentle cadjoling from me. Mmmm, pizza. And we found the DVD, after trekking round 2 HMV's. I never give up. Ever. Then we went home, and I saw a bloke who WAS Richard Hammond crossing the road. Funny. I laughed to myself, as I often do. Kel looked at me like I'm wierd. Pfffft!
Ha, school tomorrow. I really don't want to go back, I rather like not having to worry about all of that shiz, and relaxing. I guess it's gotta be done, and in 52 days it will be all over, and the fun can begin. (CARPET, Lou
Gawd I'm tired. Was up faaaaaaaaar to late, reminicing good times by downloading GLC songs. They rule guys, go see them. Seriosuly, you won't regret it. Especially if you are a witty synic like myself. On another note, me and matt were just sat listning to some chart on a local radio station which I won't mention unless i get sued, and they rated Will Young above Robbie Williams and Sir Paul McCartney. So iI say pfffft to your poll BRMB, it was rigged. By Will Youngs granny. Elsie Young.
Wow, meaty blog today laydeez and gents. For me anyways. I got 5 comments last night, which I was chuffed with (even if one was me). Tasha taught me how to swear in Iranian. I laughed. Aaaaaanyway, I'm going.
Peace Out
Andy
x
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