How do you respond when someone greets you?
Depends who it is.  Usually a grin and English greeting.  If it's Dom, a big hug and a knowing geek smile.

You can have gold jewelry or silver jewelry. Which do you choose?
Neither.  Spend the money on something better, like saving kids with AIDS.

Can you realistically see yourself at age eighty-four?
Nope.

Do you scoff at the ignorance and impulsiveness of youth...
...or do you hate it when people judge others just by their age?
Ach, I'm used to be judged. I look 14, am 17, I don't really care. 

Do you scoff at the human race?
Not one of my more practised activities, maybe I'll take it up for New Year.

Which is better, in your opinion: summer or winter?
Winter

Ever solved a Rubik's cube? (Or tried?)
Tried one.

Choose one: sticky notes or duct tape.
Tsk, duct tape.  Is there one day that goes by and I don't think "Damn, I wish I had duct tape".

Are you a morning person?
Only in the morning.

You can have any breakfast food you want. What is it?
A Kings house breakfast speciality.  Sod all.

Do you believe in horoscopes and astrology?
Do I believe in them?  No.  Do I read mine for a giggle, yes!

What's the funniest Chinese fortune you've ever gotten from a cookie?
That I was facing the prospect of unhappiness.  It was about a week after I'd split up with Gemma....

Do you have any "trademarked" sayings or words you use constantly?
n00b.  Brotang. 

Sun, rain, or sunshowers?
Rain on me baby.

Does music have any effect on your mood?
Yes.  There's always some music which will make me feel happy inside, no matter what's going on elsewhere.  For instance, Bandstand Boogie =D

What's the neatest pet you've ever owned?
Erm, Lou bought me a magic bean for my birthday?

Name a song that makes you feel warm and fuzzy.
In My Place by Coldplay.  Every single time, I'm just so, happy, that, he's, y'a know, in his place.

What's your view on homosexuality?
Usually from behind them.  Bwahahaha.

What about religion?
I love religion.  Well, my own slant on it.

Do little kids make you smile or cringe?
Smile.  And then cry, and make me plead not to have to do "Row row row the boat" for the 9,00th time.

Do dumb blonde jokes annoy you?
No.

Do dead baby jokes offend you?
I just wouldn't tell one.

How much do you curse? (Or does it offend you?)
Less than I used to, but more than I should.

How much do you care about how others perceive you?
I could be one of the masses who say ''not at all'' but their liars, everyone does.  I don't care about what those close to me think, though.

What scares you?
Underachievement. 

What encourages you?
People telling me that I've done well.

Do you kill insects?
I don't go out of my way to do so, I'm not the centipede ripper or anything.

Do you litter...or loathe litterbugs?
I hate people who drop litter.  One day, I'll get like my Mum, and pick it up and chase after them saying "Oooo, excuse me, you've dropped something!"

Do small animals, like squirrels or bunnies, scare you?
No.

Do clowns actually make you laugh, or do you find them frightening?
I find them annoying.

Do you like balloons?
No, they make horrible squeaky noises.

Ever squirted whipped cream into your mouth from the can?
No.

Which is better: the actual cake, or the icing?
Depends.  You can't eat one without the other in my eyes, but the cake is obviously the key element of the partnership.

Ever stayed up all night?
Erm, not completely, but close.  I wasn't quite hardcore enough to last allll night.

What's your favourite {physical} feature?
On me?  Nothing, in particular.  I'm pretty ok with myself, though.

What's your least favourite {physical} feature?
Ooo.  My hair.

When birds sing, do you want to shoot them, or do you love it?
I think it's cute.  Until they sing something shite, like Amarillo.

Thunderstorms: awesome or bothersome?
Awesome.  They hurt if you get struck by them though.  Glad it's never happened to me.

Do you find freckles attractive? (On yourself or on others.)
Yes.  It's always fun to think "Ooo, a new freckle, never seen that one before".  Am I sad?

Name a movie that makes you feel warm and fuzzy.
Grease.  Awww, Lou, Grease!

Name a movie that scared the hell out of you.
Jurassic Park.  I had nightmares.

Ever use words of another language just to confuse people?
Oui.  Je parle en francais touts les temps.

Ever do weird things in public to get people to stare at you?
Nope.

Name the most random, pointless item in your room.
The USB Christmas tree?  Or maybe the gay 2006 calender?

Name a few things you can touch from where you're sitting.
Pen, printer x 2, flake tin, lamp, myself, my CDS.

What happens when you die?
They put you in a box.  Meanwhile, your spiritual existance (or whatever, I'm not quite sure) continues to heaven where God forgives you for all of your sins, and you can rest happily.

Ever been in an airplane? (Are you scared of flying, or do you like it?)
I hate flying.

Rainbows: beautiful, or too happy and gaudy for your tastes?
Ach, rainbows, they're beautiful.  Me and JJ and JJs sis and JJs Mum chased one once.  We didn't reach the end of it.  I think Luke was there, too.

What ancient civilization intrigues you most?
The Romans.

Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?
Yeppa.

Are you apprehensive about the future?
Very. 

Do you think too much about the past?
No.  I enjoy thinking about the good bits of the past.

Are you good at solving riddles?
Not a real skill of mine.

Do you like to try new things? Do you like change and variety?
Heck, I'll try it, but probably won't like it, or ever do it again.

Ever stayed up for a phone call even though you were tired?
All the time.

Ever swam in the ocean?
Yes, I like swimming in the sea.

Pick one: pizza, burger, hotdog, cheesesteak, sub/hoagie/sandwich.
Pizza.

What's your favourite snackfood?
Crisps.  A guilty pleasure, because I very rarely have them.

Do you get the munchies or strange cravings a lot?
Not especially.  I think that's a woman thing.

Do you drink a lot of water?
Yes.  I keep Evian in business.

"Sammich" or "sandwich"? ...do you like peanut butter and jelly?
Samwhich.  Peanut butter, keep the jelly.

Name one thing that would make you reply, "Bullshit."
"I'm fat and ugly".  Rubbish, you might not be Miss. World, but everyone has something about them.